Devil me on left shoulder: Chuck it all. Again. Go write another book
Me: No. I like not being broke. And you look ridiculous in a red bodysuit, by the way.
D.m.o.l.s: Come on. You know you want to
Me: Shut up. I like all the stuff I’m doing
Me: Go away
Angel me on right shoulder: Well done. See, this way youre being practical and doing work you like.
Me: Why are you in drag?
A.m.o.r.s: Thats a question you should ask yourself, really
Me: Bugger off