Daily account

Number of articles delivered to newspaper:1

Number of hungry former colleagues fed instant noodles and sliced frozen sausages:1

Number of noserings said hungry former colleague had inadvertently inhaled:1

Number of charming, attractive, intelligent, erudite, single, YOUNGER women had dinner with:1

Number of books on etiquette read:1

Number of aforesaid CAIESY women had d. with who will read this blog tomorrow, grin and wonder if im bullshitting:1

Number of TV programmes almost appeared in appeared in:1

Number of old friends who have suddenly started looking like elastigirl, causing deep secret stirrings in my heart: 1