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In memory of all those rigged quizzes…

Great Bong has a fabulous post on the Great Parnab Mukherjee, which rekindled fond memories of very entertaining chats in the Don Bosco auditorium, and not-so-fond memories of those made-up questions. Parnab’s doing very well now, quizzes, theatre, and has even written a book. But I guess you can’t fool all of the people all … Continue reading

That sinking feeling

Theres a dull, hollow pain in my left ventricle. I am tense, jumpy, hairtrigger irritable. And this is because bloody Sarnath Banerjee, using his peerless scamster/schmoozer skills, somehow convinced me to lend him my Monty Python DVDs. Strongly suspect I will call him once every five minutes today to find out how they are. Note: … Continue reading

Caption this

This is from the marginalien’s recent cartoon, where the jabberwock drools over suki, but ive seen this expression on jai’s face sometimes. So caption this: What has the Jabberwock just heard?

Not the right time

to approach anyone for a film deal, methinks. Writers and filmmakers havent been getting on too well. There was the whole Vidhu Vinod Chopra wanting to beat up Suketu Mehta thing some time back, and now Ashok Banker thinks Mahesh Bhatt was his long-lost sibling’s daddy.

Thinking of going to Puri?

Here’s a suggestion; dont. It stinks. And now I have to write a nice article about it. Just got back home – that the first thing i do is get online is probably not a good thing. will post more later. there are mosquitoes in my bloodstream.

So, having gained momentum

Did I carry on and write a super final chapter? No, I lazed around and watched high-octane intellectual TV. 1) The Miss World prelims, where girls from 107 countries lazed around in bikinis, talked about how they would make a difference, and then urged the viewer to vote for them. My favourite vote-for-me line was … Continue reading

Five point palm exploding keyboard technique

So, I watched KB2 again, sat down in front of that ol’ computer, said ‘you and i have unfinished business.’ ‘baby,’ said the computer, ‘you aint kidding.’ so i wrote another chapter.

Bad Company

After yet another day of no work – well, i wrote one paragraph about security minotaurs but that doesnt really count, does it? – i watched this thriller called bad company – anthony hopkins, chris rock. they should have called it bad idea – mindblowingly boring sludge of cliches, sad one-liners and american paranoia. my … Continue reading

Ideal Job

Renuka, whose Food Eating Battle Monkey has an incredible rating of 9.7, and who has gone to the gym because her figure isnt EXACTLY like Monica Bellucis/Sophia Haques, sent me an Ideal Job Predictor. For my name, it said – Anything except what you’re doing now. I am now depressed

Worst Show on Indian TV

cant choose, as of now, between ‘He-Man’ a manhunt hosted by Shekhar Suman on Star One, and anything on Akash Bangla. The thing about Akash B is, occasionally its so bad its good, so I suppose He-Man wins. All the more so because I love the damn cartoon, and this show is a black mark … Continue reading

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