Did I carry on and write a super final chapter?
No, I lazed around and watched high-octane intellectual TV.
1) The Miss World prelims, where girls from 107 countries lazed around in bikinis, talked about how they would make a difference, and then urged the viewer to vote for them. My favourite vote-for-me line was Miss Switzerland – ‘Dont be neutral, vote for Switzerland!’
3) This show on Star World called Koffee with Karan, where Rani Mukherjee and Kareena Kapoor and Karan Johar all simpered happily, signed coffee (koffee?) mugs and talked about how much they loved one another and how great they all were as actors and people.
My brain has been sludge since then. to wake it up, i have been binging on chocolate, watching kung pow: fist of fury, which tries hard to be so bad its good, but ends up being bad, which is good. ooeeooeeooo, as the heroine keeps saying.
Swordfish, starring Halle Berry in underwear, is on tonight. But i dont think i deserve it.