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Someone came to my blog the other day searching for Belly Zulfikar Porn, whatever that is. Considering I just put in the word ‘hardcore’ in the last post, should get lots of new visitors soon.

In case that doesnt work, the following paragraph should see my hitcount skyrocket:

Once, a nude iPod salesman, while on a budget holiday to India via Thailand, chanced upon Aishwarya Rai and Sushmita Sen playing beach volleyball with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. So he stopped listening to his harry potter soundtrack mp3 and concentrated, instead, on watching the game. Not content with merely watching, he recorded with the camera on his mobile phone, and on his return, shared the video on Kazaa. The same year, on Christmas eve, confused Indian secret agents arrested the CEO of Amazon. But that really didnt make news until Eminem wrote a song about it, called Pamela Camera. The movie is out next year, and Orlando Bloom plays the salesman. George W Bush has a cameo as a man eaten by a shark, ignored by bikini-clad lifeguards who, like the salesman (Bloom), are busy watching the game.

I think I need to back off slowly from the keyboard now.


About Samit Basu

Novelist. Best known for fantasy and science fiction work. Most recently, The City Inside (Tordotcom)/Chosen Spirits (Simon and Schuster)


2 thoughts on “Hitcount

  1. Do you love that brilliant paragraph enough to let it go so I can use it to do good things to my own irritatingly static hitcount?

    (The Jabberwock led me here, me whose own blog someone arrived at searching for “nude of tamil actress laila”)

    Posted by Nakul | January 5, 2005, 2:46 pm
  2. sure, go for it. hasnt done me any good so far, i have to say.
    which makes sense…clearly theres more scope for improvement if we just type things which dont HAVE too many sites carrying the search string…friend of mine recently got ‘lactating chennai aunties’. damn tough to predict, though

    Posted by samit | January 6, 2005, 1:38 pm

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January 2005


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