Someone came to my blog the other day searching for Belly Zulfikar Porn, whatever that is. Considering I just put in the word ‘hardcore’ in the last post, should get lots of new visitors soon.
In case that doesnt work, the following paragraph should see my hitcount skyrocket:
Once, a nude iPod salesman, while on a budget holiday to India via Thailand, chanced upon Aishwarya Rai and Sushmita Sen playing beach volleyball with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. So he stopped listening to his harry potter soundtrack mp3 and concentrated, instead, on watching the game. Not content with merely watching, he recorded with the camera on his mobile phone, and on his return, shared the video on Kazaa. The same year, on Christmas eve, confused Indian secret agents arrested the CEO of Amazon. But that really didnt make news until Eminem wrote a song about it, called Pamela Camera. The movie is out next year, and Orlando Bloom plays the salesman. George W Bush has a cameo as a man eaten by a shark, ignored by bikini-clad lifeguards who, like the salesman (Bloom), are busy watching the game.
I think I need to back off slowly from the keyboard now.